high school is like “ur older now so u can handle all this extra work here have some tests and homework” but also “at the same time u have to decide your entire career and college future” but wait theres more “be actively involved in clubs and the community and sports” and if you call now you will also receive a “keep a great social life too these are the best years of your life”
everyone freaks out over stolen jokes but imagine how pissed the guy who made up the “why did the chicken cross the road?” joke must be
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
(Source: stevebrule)
“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.
(Source: gynocologist)
people who have the same name as me are competition
i just want a cute boy that lets me listen to his music and wear his clothes and fall asleep on his chest i have earned this shit by now where is my cute boy
my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
(Source: egg-rolls)
